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Jan. 1st, 2018 02:13 pm
ranty_rie: (Plane of Suck [Richard/LFG])
Rieka is a trainwreck given human form.

That's... pretty much all you need to know. She's been hanging around the internet with this username for about ten years and change, and she's been recently bullied into giving this whole fandom thing another go. So let's see how that goes. Feel free to friend/poke/chat up as you'd like, I'm all up for making friends and having a good time.

Fanfiction Master List.
Last Updated: February 24th, 2015.
Total Count: 437 fics archived.
ranty_rie: (Intriguing [Undertaker])
Two dearly beloved friends of mine are getting married today, despite the overwhelming odds against them. I have been informed that measures are in place, should I so much as open my mouth rather than "hold my peace".

Tasers were mentioned four separate times.

I feel so loved.

So! Since I will not be allowed to share my Cassandra knowledge when it might do great good, I will share it here, where I'll do great fun.

Let's call the groom A and the bride B.

A and B met each other while A was going through a severe identity crisis because he was - DUN DUN DUN - a virgin. At twenty three! Oh the horrors, the unspeakable horrors! He had bad luck, he said, every time he met a cute girl and dated her to the point where fun sexy times were inevitable, something would go wrong. They'd be making out in her house and her dad would open the door and threaten to beat him to a pulp. They'd be making out in his house, and his sister would come in and be a bitch and pretend to be his wife, just to watch the fireworks. (I love A's sister. A's sister is the kind of evil everyone wants to be when they grow up.)

To make a long story short, A was miserable and dying of blue balls. And he was annoying. Oh GOD, was he annoying. He would not shut up about it. So Jar - my soulmate/best friend/better half, for those just starting to follow this one-woman act of wonders - said, Enough.

He told A his problem was that he didn't know how to procure himself the necessary privacy to conduct his sexy fun times without interruption. A retorted that he couldn't very well take his girlfriends to a hotel - because that was considered sleezy back in that day and age - and Jar, in his infinite wisdom and kindness said: "No, bro, I've got you covered."

You see, years before, Jar had had a very active club scene phase, where he'd party from sundown to sunrise just because he could. And since his parents lived in fear of him dropping dead one day, they bought him a small apartment in the heart of the clubbing district in the city. It was small and old and not particularly noteworthy, but Jar still had keys to it. So because he was sick and tired of A being an absolute whiny bitch about the state of his unpunched V-card, Jar declared that operation Get A Laid So He Will Shut Up Already was underway.

He paid for a super nice expensive dinner at one of those ridiculously classy restaurants you're not allowed to step in the vicinity of, if you're not wearing sparkly clothes. He gave A the keys. And he told him to, and I quote, "go get her, tiger."

Now this was Jar. Jar was my best friend. Mine. As soon as he sent A on his way, Jar came pick me and two other friends up and he declared that operation Watch A Fuck This Up, I Cannot Believe This Kid was also underway. We followed them to dinner, we followed them to the streets, and then we finally followed them to the fabled apartment building of sexy fun times and V-card punching fame. Our job was to make sure the idiot didn't fuck up his date before getting to the end of it. He did not. It was amazing.

Then we went and got drunk for like six hours because it's fun to stalk friends out in dates in public but there's something vaguely desperate about staring up a building hoping to get a hint of how things are going. We danced, we drank, we played pool and basically we partied hard as hell, because honestly, A's whining was at an end!

What could possibly go wrong?

A calls, a couple hours later.

A sounds distraught.

So we go, because dammit, we're drunk as fuck but this is a friend and FRIENDSHIP TRUMPS ALL - and we all were kind of wondering what the fuck he could have done to fuck this up when we'd worked so hard to set it up perfectly, what with the stalking and the nervous giggling while we acted like creepy, silly bird watchers with a problem.

We found A sitting on the sidewalk, outside the apartment building of sexy fun times and V-card punching fame. Head in his hands, back bowed, the very picture of V-card unpunched misery.

"How did you even fuck this up," Jar asks, because Jar was very, very dedicated to his schemes and he absolutely refused to accept the possibility of them not working the way he intended them to.

A says nothing, shakes his head and motions for us to follow him. So we do. Up three flights of stairs we go, into the apartment. It's old, alright, but it's not too shabby. There's a bottle of wine opened and emptied on the counter, but only one glass. A pays no mind to it all and heads straight for the bedroom. He stands next to the bed, points and deadpans:

"Sit."

Jar sits, and the bedsprings creak like something out of a looney toon cartoon.

"Okay, so that was unexpected," Jar admits,  laughing a little, "but it's not that bad, was she mad?"

"Oh, that wasn't what made her mad," A says, sitting down and bouncing up and down the mattress. "She was."

And then we hear it. Loud, thunderous steps up the stairs and down the corridor. We look at the door and a tiny, fat, old lady bursts through the half-opened door, broom in hand and eyes shining like tiny dots of bright red hate.

"Your perversions are not welcome here!" She screams, and then proceeds to run us all out.

With a broom.

See, turns out Jar hadn't used that apartment in a while, but his brother had been using it as a lovenest for years. And since his brother is a twat, he'd driven the downstairs neighbor to a Pavlovian compulsion for murder and violence, triggered by the sound of those springs creaking. I don't even want to know what the old lady thought of a bunch of guys and a tiny, chubby teenager crowding around the bed, with the door wide open, with that frame of reference behind her.

So yes.

You see, A and B started off... rough. And now they're tying the knot. And I'm gonna sit there and smile pleasantly and by all means not say anything unfortunate, because A's sister is gonna be sitting next to me, with a taser in her bag. (And A's sister is hot, too.)

Besides, speaking up in the middle of a wedding is too... vulgar, for me.

No, I'll just wait until they get to the gift opening and find the broom so lovingly wrapped up by moi.


ranty_rie: (Wut [Squalo])
 I have been slowly reaching out to people I lost contact with, over the past two years.

Some of them are happy to hear from me again, which is kind of mindblowing and terrible at once, because wow, am I a douche or what? But mostly I just want to hug them all and apologize for being flaky and disappearing into the cracks of reality at the drop of a hat.

Some people aren't so fond of me, understandably, but at least I think it's good to get that out for once and for all and put it to rest.

Mostly I'm just looking back and wondering how on earth I managed to be this active, before, and actually socialize with so many people at once without having my head exploding. And on the other hand, I'm insanely grateful for all the people I've met and known and felt kindred to, they're good to keep my feet on the ground.

This is brought to you by reuniting with my dumb adorkable adopted brother from college and receiving an invitation to a wedding that.

Well.

I'll tell you the story about the wedding later, when I'm done laughing about it.

I'm getting the hang of this whole people-ing thing again, so there's that.

ranty_rie: (Me Gusta [Armstrong])
 So I'm home now!

I took a nice week off work, because frankly I was liable to hurt someone if I didn't, and now I'm home! Adventurous things happened, indeed!

I decided to go visit Taxco, Guerrero, on a whim. Literally. I kinda sorta just. Impulsive decided this should be a thing, and it turned out to be a good idea! I'd been meaning to visit the cave system in Cacahuamilpa for a couple of years now, and it was lovely. Fi and He-man tagged along for the first day, since it's just a couple hours drive away from Mexico City, so it made for a neat day trip!

Basically I drove there and when we got to the park, I met with a friend I hadn't seen in like. Ten years? But oh man, it was so nice to see him again! And we got to visit the caves away from the noisy, tourist-ful groups, so it was pretty frigging magical. This being me, of course, there was a slight local fauna mishap.

Of course there was.

I think I can officially add "bats" to the list of animals that seem to like me way more than I like them - and I happen to like bats a lot, they're like cute little flying mice.

Fi shrieked.

A lot.

He-man might have screeched a little, too.

But it was all in good fun. My friend sent us over to eat at his house, to recover from the experience - seriously, you guys are whiners, bats are AWESOME - and on the way back, I met with some really cool military dudes doing an inspection thing. I was a bit worried, because this is Guerrero, of course, and I didn't want to stick around if shit was gonna go down, but it seemed to be a routine thing and they were pretty nice.

Fi and He-man went home that night and I stayed at the nicest, cutest hotel in the history of ever. One of those three hundred year old houses with the furniture and ghost stories to match, about two blocks away from the city square. I spent my first night just, lying there, staring at the huge ass ceiling and listening to the breeze coming from the window. It was magical.

Then I just spent the rest of the week exploring little streets and chatting up with people. And doing the occasional errand because this would not be a Rie trip if Rie didn't end up being roped to be someone's errand boy. The thing about Taxco though is that's mostly a collection of sinuous roads going up and down as the town is basically sprinkled on the side of a cliff. By city ordinance all the buildings are white, with traditional red tile roofs and black, blocky signs. It was surreal and yet so heart-meltingly charming all at once.

Also, for some reason, public transport goes about with the doors open wide? Even when they go out into the highway? I am still unsure facing at that, and in fact might continue to unsure face about it into eternity. Because no. Taxco, it's the XXI century, we have other ways to control your population!

I bought a couple silver trinkets for myself - earrings and a new quartz scrying stone, to replace the one that kinda exploded last year please don't ask, I am embarrassed still, that's not a conversation you want to have with a police officer, no sir, that wasn't a gunshot, I'm just an idiot who forgot scrying 101 and overloaded and exploded a stone - and a bunch of jugs and pottery for my mom.

I got drunk a lot, met a lot of cool people, made a few friends and ate delicious, delicious food every day.

I am now back home and ready to kick work in the balls until it goes my way.

ranty_rie: (Aww yiss [Squalo])
 There was a big honcho visiting at work today and everyone was freaking out, and I'm a terrible person because I thought it was cute. Lucky for me, I got the hell out of there before the visit so no awkward turtling with the VIP wearing a wig and trying not to laugh.

I'm taking a week off, too. Because fuck it, I deserve it. Fi and He-man are driving with us to the cave system on Sunday but they're doing the one-day trip thing. I'm sticking around longer. Because I want to chill out and be freeeeeeeeeeeeee.

It's gonna be interesting, though. Pint-sized Squirrel King vs Jumbo-sized Human Ram, spelunking free for all!

ranty_rie: (Not Impressed [Hades])
 I've missed two days of work in a single week - ahahaha, fail - which sucks balls because even though I was sick, I couldn't get the stupid IMSS note to prove it so I'm not getting paid for them. Bluh.

Work is... ok. I like my job. I really honestly do. I never thought I'd actually enjoy costumer service, but I do find it fun and entertaining and I do really, sincerely, genuinely enjoy helping people and sorting out stuff. It's fun! It's interesting! If only I could actually do my goddamn job instead of spend hours cleaning up someone's goddamn mess? Yeah, that'd be cool 8|

Anyway, besides that, what else? I've been avoiding a couple of conversations with the family that just makes me want to headdesk, though I gave in and taught my mother how to use Face Talk in her iPad, because she needed it so badly. Snrk. So now we chat around in the wee hours of the morning before I go to work. (You know how when I was a kid I complained about my mother wanting me to wake up at five in the morning and swore I'd never take a job where I'd have to be up that early? Yeah. About that.)

So.

Stressful week! But mostly okay, still struggling with this bitch of a cold-thing that's just making me cranky. But mostly okay.

And also, because I promised last time and I think a good way to try and get back into the hang of writing here would be to share stories, here's the story of why Jacobo is named Jaboco.

I had a roommate in college, who's more like my brother at this point. He was cute. And goofy. And the gay hipster stereotype made flesh. It was adorable. So. He had a cat. He was given this cat, while still a very small kitten - we're talking eyedrop feeding small - by a neighbor, I believe. And he loves his cat. Absolutely adores it. To be fair, Jacobo is a very handsome cat who is also very lovable - if a little antisocial, though I'm working on fixing that - so it's easy to see why he'd adore it.

But, you see. When Rich got his cat, he took it to a nearby vet, staffed by quite possibly the most air-headed, bubbly moron this side of anti-vaxxers propaganda. And he took the cat to get the shots and get sexed, and the Vet said "It's totally, most definitely a boy, 100% certain." So Rich named him Jacobo, after his favorite Lit period. (Rich was a fellow English major and ours was Geek Central Hub, be very afraid, so very afraid.)

Anyway, months passed. Jacobo grew. Rich and I moved in together.

Then in rolled the holidays and he flew away to visit his mom. He tried to leave the cat with me, but there was going to be a big family gathering - and my family really does know how to make a BIG family gathering - so the poor thing ended up in the care of the Vet. I drank. I partied. I refrained from killing anyone. And we were all merry.

And then on January 2nd, fresh of the plane, Rich calls me, half awed, half dumbstruck:

"Rie, Rie, you're not... Rie, what's the most hilariously terrible thing you can think could have happened to Jacobo?"

And I said, snorting, to be a brat , because I am not a very good person, all things considered:

"That Jacobo turns out to be Jacoba."

And Rich laughed and sobbed and said yes. So we laughed at his cat who was not a boy but a girl, and made halfhearted attempts to change her name to suit her actual sex, before giving up because she was, quite frankly, just Jacobo.

But I did warn Rich, to take the cat to be fixed.

He did not get the cat fixed until after it went into heat.

At three in the morning.

...because why the fuck not, right?

So yeah. Jacobo is Jacoba, but only answers to Jacobo. And she's the cutest goshdarn kitty ever. (When she's not absolutely insane, anyway, but I think that's a requirement of being a cat, not a flaw, per se.) I did warn Rich not to take the cat back to that vet though. Because that vet was crazy. In the psychotic bubbly indigo child of the earth kind of way.

She refused to get Jacobo fixed. The vet. Refused to fix the cat. Because it was unethical.

But oh.

Do you know why it was unethical of her, to fix the cat?

Are you sitting down?

Because, and I quote, when a cat is sterilized, in its next life, when it  reincarnates as a human, it will be sterile too. By sterilizing cats, we are destroying both species, both humans and cats! One day both of them will disappear and the earth will be ruled by dogs and ferrets.

And that would be terrible.

ranty_rie: (Fucking Snow [Envy])
I must recant my statement:

I am glad I have a paycheck. Holy shit, has work made an effort to suck hairy balls this week. And it's only wednesday. Shut up, I know it's Saturday, but to me is Wednesday, so there.

Also, I've seen jugglers in street corners, earning a few coins with each stoplight.

I'd never really thought I'd see them in Periferico, tho.

...viva Mexico?

ranty_rie: ([Nehellenia])
FIRST AND FOREMOST, note the beauty that is my Merton mood theme, finally working as it should. As I said, you might had the battle, but not the war. The war is miiiine. It'll be a cold day in hell when I let someone have the war, over anything. Battles come and go, but war is forever.

Anyway!

So. today was my first day with some public school kids in a "STAY IN SCHOOL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE" type of volunteer program. It was fun! Way less kids than what I worked with at my last formal teaching job and so much nicer! It's been a good day.

Right now, I'm waiting for pizza for lunch/dinner and contemplating going out on a walk to buy smokes, since I've got like. Six left. That's a tragedy right there.

Aaand there goes the cat falling on its ass over something dumb, excuse me while i go off to contain destruction the likes you've never seen. At some point, I need to write down why that cat's named what it is. It's a funny enough story and I think I could use the humor.
ranty_rie: (Smiley)
...I concede the battle, but not the fucking war.
ranty_rie: (Urge To Kill Rising [Hades])
...why is photobucket being a twat?

Seriously.

My Merton mood theme is like a part of my online identity. It's my phantom fifth limb. It's the reason posting on tumblr never felt quite right.

Stop fucking around and let me upload my goddamn mood theme, LJ/photobucket/INTERNET.


ranty_rie: (This Is My Happy Face [Sollux])
I was trying to leave only the fanfic public, from the imports from LJ.

But you know what?

Fuck it.

I'm gonna leave everything private and linking to LJ, and only in the event of LJ apocalypse or my old accounts being deleted, will I worry about fixing all that mess.

Because fuck you, that's why.

No, I will not write a script to mass change privacy settings based on a tag, I'm not that desperate yet. I refuse.

Now, if only I could figure out how to rescue my poor Merton moodtheme, I'd be so fucking happy.

ranty_rie: (Smoking [Shizuo])
Are you happy, Fi? I'm on DW now. Are you?

Baaaah.

I don't know. I should probably get back into the habit of writing a journal and blogging about shit, if nothing else because that takes up time away from other, less productive, less healthy activities, like staring at the ceiling and being annoyed by life in general.

So fine. Let's see how it goes this time around!

Besides the depression clinging stubbornly to my back, things are pretty cool, to be honest. I've got a pretty decent job that I've kept for more than a year and I don't seem to be in any real danger to lose any time soon, I've moved into my own apartment where I live on my own, I inherited my roommate's cat, Jacobo - who, despite the name, is female, not male, that's a funny story if you ever want to hear it - to keep me company, and my relationship with my mother has stabilized and actually broken off from several abusive patterns into something almost... well, healthy.

So yeah, I'm not quite in a hole deep in the ground, like I could be, but I've turned quite antisocial of late and this is apparently a concern. So yay, here goes, trying to integrate back into the internet.

I am still procrastinating moving my shit over to AO3, though, because fuck that, that's nearly five hundred fics and god knows how many words. I think I'm just gonna move the Reborn/Durarara stuff and pretend everything else doesn't exist.

Yeah.

So.

I'm back-ish.
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Tender.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Romance.
Notes: Tenth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 10, Our World.

Tender )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Stray.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Humor.
Notes: Nineth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 9, The way back (home).

Stray )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Yearning.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Angst.
Notes: Eighth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 8, If only you could be mine.

Yearning )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Enough.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama.
Notes: Seventh in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 7, Atonement.

Enough )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Hatred.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama.
Notes: Sixth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 6, Sin/Crime.

Hatred )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Breakdown.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Humor.
Notes: Fifth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 5, Overflow.

Breakdown )

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Nostalgia.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Mild Angst.
Notes: Fourth in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 4, The sound of the waves.

Nostalgia )

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Guilt.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Mild Angst.
Notes: Third in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 3, Mirror/On the other side of the Mirror.

Guilt )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Property.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama.
Notes: Second in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 2, Mask.

Property )


ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Ethereal.
Fandom: Saint Seiya.
Characters: Gemini Saga, Virgo Shaka.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama.
Notes: First in my thirty themes for saintseiyayaoi. Theme 1, Goddess/Deity.

Ethereal )
ranty_rie: (Default)
A complete list of all fanfiction I've ever written and which is still available. What can I say? I was bored. This includes chaptered fics, one-shots, drabbles and sentence fics. Basically all my fanfiction.

Last Updated: February 24th, 2015.
Total Count: 437 fics archived.

Amatsuki.

Stand Alone:
Hopelessly. Bonten/Ginshu. PG-13.
Taint. Kuchiha+Inugami. PG-13.

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

The Soul-Binding Series:
Unbroken. Aang/Zuko. PG-13.
Untouched. Aang/Zuko. PG-13.
Untouchable. Aang/Zuko. R.
Unbreakable. Aang/Zuko. PG-13/R.

Beastmaster.

Stand Alone:
A Demon's Vow. Dar/Tao + Curupira. PG-13.

Beyblade.

Learning to Fly Series:
Learning to Fly. D-Boys/OC. R.
Our Last Night. Tala+Boris. R.
Prison Walls. Tala+Kai. R.

Stand Alone:
Ashes. Bryan/Kai, Tala/Rei. PG-13.
Empaths & Melodrama. Tala/Bryan. PG-13.
Forever. Bryan/Tala, Tala/Kai, Bryan/Spencer. PG-13.
Just Breathe. Bryan/Tala, Kai/Rei. PG-13.
Life Within Melting Snow and Burning Cigarettes. Tala/Bryan. R.
Quirks. Tala/Bryan. PG.
Rain. Tala/Bryan. PG.
Silver Angel of Dawn. Tala/Bryan. PG.
Sunset. Kai+Tyson. PG.

Bleach

Unity. Zaraki/Byakuya, NC-17.
Understanding. Zaraki/Byakuya/Renji, NC-17.

Bones.

Stand Alone:
Give Me One Reason To Steer. Jack/Angela. PG-13.
Inconsistent. Brooth/Brennan. PG-13.

Card Captor Sakura.

Stand Alone:
Moonlight. Yue/Touya/Yukito. PG.
Threads. Syaoran/Sakura. PG.

Dragon Ball Z.

Stand Alone:
Tradition. Bulma. PG.

Durarara!!

Hemophobia. Izaya/Shinra, NC-17.
Belonging. Celty/Shinra/Shizuo, NC-17.
For To End Yet Again. Shinra/Izaya, Shinra/Celty, Izaya/Namie, R.

Final Fantasy VII

So not gay. Rude/Reno. R.
Details. Rude/Reno + Rufus. R.
One-Up. Zack/Squalo, NC-17. [livejournal.com profile] soul_campaign fic, [livejournal.com profile] 1st_class_honor/[livejournal.com profile] requiem_no_ame


Full Metal Alchemist.

Theory of Sin Series:
Sloth. R.
Greed. R.
Gluttony. R.
Pride. R.
Wrath. R.
Lust. R.
Envy. R.
Original Sin. R.

Unravel Series:
Whisper. Al/Wrath. PG-13.
Lie
. Al/Wrath. R.
Broken. Al/Wrath. NC-17.
Forgotten. Al/Wrath. PG-13.
Pretense. Al/Wrath. NC-13.
Obsession. Al/Wrath. R.
Free. Al/Wrath. PG-13.

Fire Works Series:
Virtues. Maes/Female!Roy. PG-13.
Jealousy. Maes/Female!Roy. PG-13.
Devalued Hopes. Maes/Female!Roy. PG-13.
Security Blankets. Maes/Female!Roy. PG-13.
Warmth. Maes/Female!Roy. R.

Invidia Series:
Sinner. Envy. R.
Judgment. Envy/Lust. R.
Innocence. Gluttony + Envy/Lust. PG-13.
Corruption. Envy + Kimblee/Archer. R.
Penitence. Envy. R.
Absolution. Envy. R.

Perfect Pet Series:
Worse Than The Bark. Dorochet/Havoc. NC-17.
Discipline. Dorochet/Havoc. R.

Dream Land Series:
Pieces of a Dream. Ed/Envy. NC-17.
Oneirophobia. Ed/Envy. NC-17.
Apeirophobia. Ed/Envy, OMC(s)/Envy. NC-17.

Stand Alone:
Flushed. Roy/Ed. R.
Perverse. Roy/Ed + Havoc. R.
Expectations. Envy/Wrath. R.
Inconveniences. Roy/Maes. R.
Kitten Kindness. Envy/Ed. R.
Replacement. Roy/Ed, Roy/Riza. R.
In Sickness and in Health. Roy/Riza. PG-13.
Eigth Times The Trouble. Mustang's Crew. R.
Old. Roy/Ed. R.
Thrusdays. Roy/Maes. R.
Pride. Envy/Ed. NC-17.
Pastimes. Roy/Ed. R.
When Dreaming Ends. Envy+Hohenheim+Dante. PG-13.
Negotiations. Scar/Havoc. NC-17.
Desiderata. Ed/Envy. NC-17.
Forget Me Not. Roy/Ed. R.
All They Can Do. Roy/Ed. R.
Dripping. Archer/Kimblee. R.
Octoberfest. All Cast. PG-13.
Seven Pointed Star. Ed/Envy, Roy/Ed. R.
Like I Do. Envy/Pride!Ed. R.
Mirage. Scar/Al. PG.
Me Olvidarás. Archer/Kimblee. R.
Yet The Sky Is Still Blue. Envy. PG-13.
The Fucker, The Fucking And The Fucked. Greed/Envy. NC-17.
Vergüenza y Venganza. Ed/Envy. NC-17.
Shards of Time. Maes/Roy. NC-17.
The Lone And The Forgotten. Envy/Paniya. PG-13.
He Smiles The Broken Smile. Greed/Envy. PG-13.
Gone By Sunrise. Maes/Roy. PG-13.
Second Best. Armstrong/Roy. R.
A Hundred Ed/Envy Sentences. Ed/Envy. G to NC-17.
Uxorius. Winry/Dorochet. NC-17.
Business. Kimblee/Archer. R.
Requiem. Scar/Roy. R/NC-17.
Consecration. Dante/Envy. NC-17.
10 FMA Setences: Military. Military Crew. PG to R. Colaboration with Random.
The Price of Information. Maes/Greed. NC-17.
Oral Fixation. Ed/Envy. NC-17.
Property. Greed/Archer + Kimblee. R.
Nemo me impune lacessit. Greed/Envy + Ed/Envy. NC-17
Moving On. Armstrong/Alfons. NC-17.
White Walls. Alphonse Elric. PG.
Let Go. Ed/Winry. PG-13.
Last Night. Maes/Female!Roy. NC-17.
Apprehensive and Awkward. Alfons/Sheska. G.
Loyalty. Archer/Havoc. NC-17.
Evening Falls. Trisha Elric-Centric. R.
Caretaker. Roy/Ed. PG-13.
Pillow Talk. Havoc/Ed. NC-17.
Differences. Scar/Riza Hawkeye. PG-13.
The Cricket. Al+Ed. PG.
Because. Kimblee/Greed. NC-17.
Theory in Practice. Envy+Pride. PG-13.
Weakness. Bradley/Envy. NC-17.
Charity. Al/Envy. PG-13.
Remembrance. Scar/Al, Wrath/Al. NC-17.
Yield To Me. Kimblee/Armstrong. NC-17.
Speak Through Silence. Scar/Al. NC-17.
Through A Mirror, Darkly. Miles/Havoc. PG-13.
Evil. Roy/Ed. PG-13.
Thorn. Winry/Al. PG-13.
Dichotomy. Alphonse/Alfons. R.
Glow. Roy/Ed. R.
Opera. Maes/Roy. PG-13.
Clockwork. Envy/Al. R.
Symmetry. Alfons/Al. PG-13.
Soliloquy. Pride!Ed/Ed. NC-17.
Strangers in a Train. Ed+Al+Dumbledore. PG-13.
Salad. Roy/Ed. R.
Trapped. Ed/Fury. R.
Echoes. Roy/Alfons. R.
Fear. Roy/Ed. R.
Strength. Havoc/Roy. R.
Humanity. Ed/Roy. NC-17.
Midnoght Spooks. Ed+Alfons. PG-13.
Just like clockwork. Havoc/Winry. R.
Hope in the Strangest Places. Scar/Winry. PG.
Assay The Cliff. Olivia Armstrong. PG-13.
Almost a Fairytale. Envy+Elric Brothers+Dante, PG-13.
Blood. Envy. PG-13.
Babies. Roy+Maes. PG-13.
Invidia. Envy/Riza. PG-13.
Kerosene. Roy. PG-13.
Monster. Roy/Ed. PG-13.
Unconscionable. Scar. PG-13.

Harry Potter.

Stand Alone:
Bulimia. Snape/Sinistra. PG.
Homecoming. Voldemort/Ginny. PG-13.
Situations. Percy/Oliver. PG-13.

Hellsing.

Stand Alone:
Forever Might Not Be Enough. Alucard/Integral. PG-13.

Homestuck.

Wreckstuck/Distrait/Heaven verse, co-written with [tumblr.com profile] temporaldecay/[personal profile] faithlessness/[archiveofourown.org profile] faithbegetsfaith:
Of Choices and Destiny. Shaula Serket+Eridan Ampora. PG-13.
He Who Fights (Dragons) Monsters. Garfit Imoogi/Orphaner Dualscar. R.
Sights on Heaven. Eridan Ampora/Poor Life Choices. R.

House MD.

100 Situations:
Under Your Skin. House/Wilson. NC-17.
What Friends Are For. House/Wilson. NC-17.
The Games We Play. House/Wilson. R.

Stand Alone:
Just Another White Little Lie. House/Wilson. NC-17.
Celebration. House/Wilson. PG-13.
How To Save A Life. House/Wilson. NC-17.
Fifty House/Foreman Sentences. House/Foreman. G to NC-17.
Love, Secondary Effects. House/Wilson. NC-17. Translated from the original Spanish.

InuYasha.

Stand Alone:
Clouds. Inu Taisho+Sesshoumaru. PG-13.
Forever. Inuyasha/Kagome/Sesshoumaru. PG.
Watching. Sesshoumaru/Kagome. PG-13.
Wishing. Sesshoumaru/Kagome. PG-13.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Loss Series.
Incompleteness in Absence. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Presence in Absence. Xanxus/Yamamoto, Squalo/Yamamoto. NC-17.
Twice Lost. Yamamoto/Squalo. NC-17.
Primary Gain. Yamamoto/Squalo. NC-17.

Stand Alone:
Our (Maybe) Last Days On Earth. Yamamoto/Gokudera. R.
The Picture Book. Tsuna & Guardians. PG.
Between drizzle and a downpour. Yamamoto/Gokudera. NC-17.
Loss. Yamamoto/Gokudera. R.
Lust. Yamamoto/Gokudera. R.
Let the music end. Squalo. R.
Unilateral. Yamamoto/Squalo, Xanxus/Squalo. R.
Madness in Method. Xanxus/Tsuna. PG-13.
Solfège. Yamamoto/Gokudera. R.
The Pastime. Squalo/Xanxus. NC-17.
Swara. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Debts. Gokudera/Yamamoto. NC-17.
Succession Line. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Loyalty. Xanxus/Squalo. R.
The Chosen Road. Yamamoto. PG-13.
Vintage. Squalo. PG-13.
To Deal with Things. Squalo/(girl!)Yamamoto. R.
Precious Burdens. Hibari. PG-13.
Respect. Lussuria/Squalo. PG-13.
Honorable Weakness. Yamamoto+Squalo. PG-13.
Hit The Floor. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Long Due. Xanxus/Squalo. R.
In Dreams, It Bloomed. Mukuro/Hibari. PG-13.
Pay Respects. Xanxus/Squalo. PG-13.
House of Broken Mirrors. Yamamoto/Squalo. R.
Daylight. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Smoke Curls. Yamamoto/Gokudera, Squalo/Yamamoto, Xanxus/Squalo. NC-17.
Freedom. Xanxus+Varia. PG-13.
Encore. Squalo/♀Belphegor. NC-17.
Of Dogs and Masters. Squalo, Xanxus, The Ninth. PG-13.
Good Intentions. Yamamoto+Gokudera. PG-13.
Mono no Aware. TYL!Hibari+Yamamoto, TYL!Hibari/TYL!Yamamoto. PG-13.
Requiem for the End of the World. Squalo/Yamamoto, Yamamoto/Gokudera. R.
No Reason. Yamamoto/Gokudera. PG-13.
The Rain. Squalo+Ame Warashi. PG-13.
Five Stages of Guilt. Iemitsu+Xanxus. PG-13.
Refuge. Squalo+Yamamoto. PG-13.
Leap of Faith. Gokudera/Yamamoto. NC-17.
Playing God. Squalo/Yamamoto. PG-13.
Where The Heart Is. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Lest I Wither. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Smoke and Mirrors. Squalo/Dino, Xanxus/Squalo. R.
Compulsion. Byakuran/Mukuro. PG-13.
Dreams. Yamamoto/Gokudera. PG-13.
Guilt. Hibari/Yamamoto. PG-13.
Joy. Lambo. PG-13.
Labia. Squalo/Belle. R.
Nimbus. Hibari. PG-13.
Quicksand. Squalo/Yamamoto. PG-13.
Romance. Hibari/Yamamoto. PG-13.
Sushi. Bel+Yamamoto+Yamamoto Sr. PG-13.
Vengeance. Dino/Hibari. PG-13.
Worm's Eye View. Squalo. PG-13.
Yin-Yang. Lambo/I-Pin. PG-13.
Zest. Dino/Squalo. PG-13.
The Way of the Rain. Squalo+Yamamoto. R.
Ownership. Squalo/Yamamoto. NC-17.
Good for the Soul. Lussuria/Squalo. NC-17.
Halloween. Yamamoto+Squalo. PG-13.
Drunken Driving. The Varia. PG-13.
Deadly Kisses. Xanxus/Tsuna. PG-13.
Beta Testing. Squalo+Flemming. PG-13.
Ghost. Fran+Mukuro+Chrome. PG-13.
Chess. Squalo. PG-13.
The Problem with Long Hair. Xanxus/Mukuro/Squalo. PG-13.
Femme Fatale. Gokudera/♀Belphegor. PG-13.
Affirmation. Xanxus/Squalo. PG-13.
Inconvenient Calls. Yamamoto/Squalo. NC-17.
Why Squalo Is Not Allowed To Have Time Off. Ever. Squalo/Yamamoto. R.
Growing Pains. Yamamoto+Squalo. R.
Mondays. Xanxus/♀Squalo. NC-17.
The Thing with Sushi. Squalo/Yamamoto. PG-13.
Bad Habits. Gokudera/♀Belphegor. PG-13.
And Deal With 'Em Again. Yamamoto/♀Squalo. NC-17.
Every Now and Then. Yamamoto/Gokudera. PG-13.
Kinship. Xanxus/♀Squalo. R.
The Virgin and The Pimp. Xanxus+Squalo. R.
The Cat in the Bag. Squalo/Gokudera. PG-13.
Withering. Byakuran/Shouichi. PG-13.
Stop All The Clocks. Xanxus/Squalo, Yamamoto/Squalo. PG-13.
Filth. Squalo, PG-13.
When Yamamoto Got A Boyfriend. Squalo+Yamamoto, Yamamoto/Gokudera, Lussuria/Squalo/Xanxus, PG-13.
Love My Whims On My Behalf. Lussuria/Squalo, R.
1.618. Mukuro/Izaya, R. [livejournal.com profile] soul_campaign fic, [livejournal.com profile] karmafree/[livejournal.com profile] loves_humanity
Ennui. Squalo/Yamamoto, PG-13.
Breaking Point. Xanxus/Squalo, NC-17.
Family Dinner. Varia, PG-13. [livejournal.com profile] soul_campaign fic.
Theory of Relativity. Squalo/Yamamoto, R.
Letters for the Lonely. Tyr, Tsuyoshi, Squalo, Yamamoto, PG-13.
It was then. Yamamoto/Gokudera, R.
Sight and Truth. Squalo/Xanxus, NC-17.
Identity Crisis. Xanxus/♀Squalo, R.
Dancing with a Scorpion. Bianchi/Squalo, NC-17.
Nothing Set In Stone. Mukuro/Gokudera, R.
Nothing Set In Stone: Epilogue. Mukuro+Laurel, PG.
The Burning Branch. Xanxus/Squalo, R.
Madness. Mukuro/Izaya, NC-17. [livejournal.com profile] soul_campaign fic, [livejournal.com profile] karmafree/[livejournal.com profile] loves_humanity
Hatred. Levi/♀Squalo, NC-17.
Repercusion. Mukuro/Izaya, NC-17. [livejournal.com profile] soul_campaign fic, [livejournal.com profile] karmafree/[livejournal.com profile] loves_humanity

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

100 Situations:
Garfield. Munch/Fin. PG-13.

Perspective Series:
To Put It Bluntly. Munch/Fin. R.
When Status Quo Trembles. Munch/Fin. R.
Trust Issues. Munch/Fin. R.
Friday Night Blues. Munch/Fin. R.
No Morning After Songs. Munch/Fin. R.
A Lovely Generally Unlovable Jealous Idiot. Munch/Fin. R.
A Subtle Change In Perspective. Munch/Fin. R.

Stand Alone:
Fifty Funch Sentences. Munch/Fin. G to NC-17.

Naruto.

Peaceful Cohabitation Series.
Training Kakashi (index). Kakashi/Iruka. R to NC-17.
A Matter of Logistics. Team 7. R.
Housebreaking Iruka. Kakashi/Iruka. R to NC-17.

Patience & Longing Series.
Quid Pro Quo. Gai/Kakashi. R.
Nostalgia. Gai/Kakashi. R.
For Whom The Cherry Blooms. Gai/Kakashi. NC-17.

The Life and Times of a Compassionate Sadist. (Stories based on the background/AU-verse from where [livejournal.com profile] scarred_hokage originally came from, but unrelated to actual plot/logs/etc.)
The Anaguma Castle. Ibiki/Iruka, Ibiki/Shikamaru, Akito/Gai. NC-17.
The Crumbling Tower. Ibiki/Iruka. R.
Ink Stains. Ibiki. R.
Sixth and Last. Kakashi+Shikamaru. PG-13.

Stand Alone:
Oblivion, Remember No More. Kakashi/Iruka. R.
Catharsis. Iruka/Kakashi. NC-17.
Shadows and Remembrance. TObito/Kakashi. R.
For the sake of the mission. Naruto/Sasuke. PG-13.
Priorities. Kakashi/Iruka. R.
After Silent Hours. Genma/Raidou. R.
Three is... most definitely not a crowd. Kakashi/Iruka/Kakashi. NC-17.
When Iruka (and Kakashi) discovered the joys and wonders of Internet (and KakaIru porn). Kakashi/Iruka. R to NC-17.
The White Elephant. Kakashi/Iruka. NC-17.
Unspoken Truths About Team Gai. Team Gai, with a side order of (much reluctant) Gai/Iruka, attempts at Lee/Sakura in later chapters and ultimately Lee/Gaara, Neji/Hinata and Sai/Tenten. PG-13.
Dark Humor. Kakashi/Iruka. R to NC-17.
A lily on his grave. Kisame+Itachi. PG-13.
Loss and Gain. Kakashi/Iruka. NC-17.
Our First Valentine. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
Solicitude. Genma/Raidou/Hayate/Akito, Gai/Kakashi/Akito, Genma/Raidou/Hayate. NC-17.
When Ibiki and Gai Became Friends (...well, not really). Ibiki/Gai. R.
Embrace Twilight. Ibiki/Iruka, Kakashi/Iruka. R.
Rummor Has It... Izumo/Kotetsu. PG-13.
Narcissism. Sasuke/Sasuke(/Itachi). NC-17.
Dirt. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
Bento. Kakashi/Sakura. PG-13.
Rain. Kakashi/Sakura. PG-13.
Family Affairs. Ibiki/Iruka. NC-17.
Dark. Gai/Kakashi. R.
Late Night Report. Ibiki+Gai. R.
Lead me not into temptation. Kakashi+Gai+Ibiki. PG-13.
Therapy. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
Deep Desert. Sand Siblings. PG.
Watercolors. Sasuke+Naruto. PG-13.
Shades of Grey. Kakashi/Iruka, Kakashi/Shikiko. R.
Of Cats and Dogs, and Water. Kakashi/Shikiko. PG-13.
Lost and Found. Ibiki. R.
First Death. The Morino Siblings. R.
Smile. Sai. PG-13.
One Day. Kisame+Itachi. R.
The Truth behind Iruka's Love. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
To Honor Tradition. Akito/Neji. R.
Damnatio Memoriae. Itachi/Kisame. PG-13 to NC-17. **NaNoWriMo '08**
January. Gai + Kakashi. PG-13.
Pillow Talk. Kisame/Itachi. R.
Chasing the Rainbow. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
The Angel's Wing. Konan+Pain. PG-13.
The Roof of Hell. Pain/Konan. PG-13.
Addiction. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
Priceless. Suigetsu/Sasuke. R.
Xylem. Zetsu/Kisame. PG-13.
Dreams. Shikamaru. R. ([livejournal.com profile] neo_rpg -verse)
Enigma. Kakashi/Iruka, Ibiki/Iruka. PG-13.
Fugaz. Kakashi/Iruka. PG-13.
The problem with Jounin in love... Iruka/Kakashi, NC-17.

One Piece.

Stand Alone:
Matter of Compromise. Zoro/Sanji. R.

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Stand Alone:
Heartbeat. Davy Jones. R.
Death. Jack Sparrow. R.
Awkward. Jack/Elizabeth. PG-13.
Two Jacks, Death and a Bottle of Rum. Jack+Jack. R.
Pulling Us Apart. Jack/Elizabeth/Will. R.
Romans and Seagulls. Pintel/Ragetti. PG-13.
No Regrets. Pintel/Ragetti. R.
Fair. Jack/Elizabeth. PG-13.

Reyearth.

Stand Alone:
Loyalty. Zagato/Innova. PG-13.
Atonement. Zagato/Esmeraude. PG.

Sailor Moon.

Stand Alone:
Before The Fall. Malachite/Ziocite. PG.

Saint Seiya.

Stand Alone:
Unshred Tears. Saga. PG
Cold. Shun/Hades. PG.
Star Dust. Shaka/Ikki. PG-13.

30² Saint Seiya Themes
Ethereal. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Property. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Guilt. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Nostalgia. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Breakdown. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Hatred. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Enough. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Yearning. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Stray. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.
Tender. Saga/Shaka. PG-13.

Slayers.

Stand Alone:
Constant. Xellos/Zelgadis. PG-13.
Failure. Gaav. R.
Boredom. Xellos. PG.
Monster Night. Xellos. PG-13.

X-Men.

Stand Alone:
Red Gaze. Gambit/Cyclops. PG-13.
Faith. Nightcrawler/Storm. PG-13.

Xena/Hercules.

As Good As It Gets Series:
A God in the Making. Ares/Joxer. PG-13.

Yu-Gi-Oh.

Stand Alone:
The Birthday Gift. Yami/Yugi. PG.
Apron Wars. Bakura/Ryou. PG-13.
White Gold. Bakura/Ryou. R.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

100 Situations.
Break Time. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
It Goes On. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
She Was There. Sheik/Link. R.
Unravel. Sheik/Link. R.
Shattered Reflection. Sheik/Link. R.
Red. Sheik/Link. R.
Gray Days. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Frozen White. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Tomorrow. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Cloudless Sky. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Bruised Sky. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Rust. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Freedom. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
The Wedding. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Hourglass. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Genesis. Sheik/Link. PG.
The Water Temple. Sheik/Link. PG.
Good-Bye. Sheik/Link. PG.
Oroborus. Sheik/Link. PG.
At the End of the Tunnel. Sheik/Link. PG.
Lead Me On. Sheik/Link. PG.
Blizzard. Sheik/Link. PG.
Good Intentions. Sheik/Link. PG.
Why Sheik Hates Spring. Sheik/Link. PG.
Mornings. Sheik/Link. PG.
I'll Wait for Him. Sheik/Link. PG.
Lazy Days. Sheik/Link. PG.
Clothes. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Dawn. Sheik/Link. NC-17.
Forest Lights. Sheik/Link. PG.
And Yet Nothing Better. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Hints. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Duty. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Lover. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Loss. Sheik/Link. PG-13.
Impulsive. Sheik/Link. R.
Second Chance. Sheik/Link. R.
Promise. Sheik/Link. PG.
Stolen Innocence. Sheik/Link. PG.
To Never Falter. Sheik/Link. R.
Teamwork. Sheik/Link. PG.
Hopeful. Sheik/Link. PG.
To The Limit. Sheik/Link. R.
Waiting. Sheik/Link. PG.
A Different Kind of Journey. Sheik/Link. PG.
The Value of Friendship. Sheik/Link. PG.

Stand Alone:
Maktub. Sheik/Link. R.
Reflections of a Fallen Queen. Sheik/Zelda. PG-13.
The Carnival: A Kiss and a Flower. Impa/Nabooru. PG-13.
The Right Kind of Wrong. Impa/Nabooru. R.
Overture. Sheik/Link. PG-13.

I have far too much free time, don't I?
ranty_rie: (House)
Title: The Games We Play.
Fandom: House MD.
Characters: Gregory House, James Wilson.
Story Number: 003.
Prompt Number: 032.
Prompt Word: Deception.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama.
Quote: "Everybody lies." ~ Gregory House.
Word Count: +/- 1 315.
Notes: Sequel to "What Friends Are For", not a morning after, but how House and Wilson and Stacy deal with that little Pandora box. It seems this will become a series, by the look of things.

ranty_rie: (Munch)
Title: Garfield.
Fandom: Law & Order.
Characters: John Munch, Odafin Tutuola.
Story Number: 001.
Prompt Number: 045.
Prompt Word: Animal.
Rating: PG-13, for an overly vexed Fin spilling swear words left and right.
Genre: Humor.
Quote: "Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile." ~Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965) German theologian, philosopher, and physician.
Word Count: +/- 2 252.
Notes: First of a hundred fics about this two. The orignal Garfield joke is courtesy of Melody Clark's awesome stories "Love is Law" and "Black and White", this is just a humble tribute to her genius.

Garfield )
ranty_rie: (House)
Title: What Friends Are For.
Fandom: House MD.
Characters: Gregory House, James Wilson.
Story Number: 002.
Prompt Number: 075.
Prompt Word: Disaster.
Rating: R.
Genre: Humor, PWP-ish.
Quote: "And what are friends for?" ~ ...who knows who might have said that the first time.
Word Count: +/- 1 392.
Notes: You get a free ficlet (+/- 200 words) if you find the reference to a play/movie. Also, while writing this, I came across a very pretty (read: hot) manip of House/Wilson and couch!sex. Part of this story was originally a drabble meant for the author of that manip. Here's hoping you like it.

The hot manip, by [profile] antychan.

ranty_rie: (House)
Title: Under Your Skin.
Fandom: House MD.
Characters: Gregory House, James Wilson.
Story Number: 001.
Prompt Number: 012.
Prompt Word: Allergy.
Rating: NC-17.
Genre: PWP, Humor.
Quote: "Me callo porque es más cómodo engañarse, me callo porque ha ganado la razón al corazón; pero pase lo que pase, aunque otro me acompañe, en silencio te querré, en silencio te amaré, en silencio pensaré tan sólo en ti." [I keep quiet because it's more comfortable to just fool one's self, I keep quiet because reason has won over heart; but happens whatever happens, even if someone else's going with me, in silence I'll want you, in silence I'll love you, in silence I'll think only about you.] ~From "Deseos de Cosas Imposibles" [Desiring Impossible Things] by La Oreja de Van Gogh.
Word Count: +/- 1 760.
Notes: First House story for my unofficial challenge, wee. I'll give you something if you pick the reversed reference - it's blatant.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: A Subtle Change In Perspective.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, Slash.
Notes: The last in the Funch series. This week was fun, I now have a hundred story challenge for this pairing, which will be periodically posted here. To finish off this series, I'm doing fifty sentences for [info]1sentence, those can be found at my main LJ.


ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: A Lovely Generally Unlovable Jealous Idiot.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, Slash.
Notes: Sixth drabble in the Funch series. I love Fin. I also love Munch, but I really love Fin. I love him better when Munch drives him up a wall.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: No Morning After Songs.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, Slash.
Notes: Fifth drabble in the Funch series. I'm just too cruel, aren't I?

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Friday Night Blues.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, Slash.
Notes: Fourth drabble in the Funch series. The drunk cliché, gone awry.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Trust Issues.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Drama, Pre-Slash.
Notes: Third drabble in the Funch series. For some reason, the idea of Munch holding a gun sounds hot. I think Fin agrees. Somewhat.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: When Status Quo Trembles.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Humor, Pre-Slash.
Notes: Second drabble in the Funch series. I love unresolved sexual tension, though I promise I'll solve it by the end of the week.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: To Put It Bluntly.
Fandom: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Characters: Fin, Munch.
Rating: R.
Genre: Humor, Pre-Slash.
Notes: First drabble in a long while, and it's about my very first slashy fandom. I never wrote anything for it before, but I read a lot. Kinda this pairing that got me into slash, which is kinda sad, considering there's not that big of a fanbase anymore. Oh well, enjoy the ride.

ranty_rie: (OniLink)
Title: The Value of Friendship.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 046.
Prompt Number: 021.
Prompt Word: Friends.
Rating: PG.
Genre: General.
Quote: "Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit." ~ Aristotle (384 BC-322 BC) Greek philosopher.
Word Count: 179
Notes: I <3 Sheik.


ranty_rie: (OniLink)
Title: A Different Kind of Journey.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 045.
Prompt Number: 009.
Prompt Word: Months.
Rating: PG.
Genre: Romance.
Quote: "It takes days to figure out who’s ‘you’ and entire weeks to admit to ‘I’, but it takes months and forever to understand ‘ love’."  ~ Anonymous.
Word Count: 180
Notes: I don’t know why, but I love this one.

ranty_rie: (OniLink)
Title: Waiting.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 044.
Prompt Number: 008.
Prompt Word: Weeks.
Rating: PG.
Genre: Angst.
Quote: "I’ve been drunk for about a week, waiting for a letter that will not come."  ~ Anonymous.
Word Count: 165
Notes: I don’t know how I squeezed this between lab notes. I really don’t.

Waiting )
ranty_rie: (OniLink)
Title: To The Limit.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 043.
Prompt Number: 007.
Prompt Word: Days.
Rating: R.
Genre: Romance.
Quote: "May you live all the days of your life."  ~ Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) Irish-born English satirist.
Word Count: 226
Notes: Between an explenation of the RedOx equation, a bit of mushy Shink.

ranty_rie: (OniLink)
Title: Hopeful.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 042.
Prompt Number: 006.
Prompt Word: Hours.
Rating: PG.
Genre: General.
Quote: “The first hour of the morning is the rudder of the day.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) American politician.
Word Count: 190
Notes: This was found in a Math notebook.

Hopeful )
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Title: Teamwork.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 041.
Prompt Number: 026.
Prompt Word: Teammates.
Raiting: PG.
Genre: Humor.
Quote: "The moment we break faith with one another, the sea engulfs us and the light goes out." ~James Baldwin (1924-1987) African-American writer.
Word Count: 172.
Notes: Math notes, from about ages ago.

Teamwork )
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Title: To Never Falter.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 040.
Prompt Number: 005.
Prompt Word: Last.
Raiting: R.
Genre: Angst.
Quote: "I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark." ~Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679) British philosopher.
Word Count: 150.
Notes: Kicking into action. I've got a couple of drabbles stuck somewhere in my notepads, school work, well, everything. This jewel was in the middle of my translation notes for Greek class. Whoopsie.

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Title: Stolen Innocence.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 039.
Prompt Number: 010.
Prompt Word: Years.
Raiting: PG.
Genre: Drama.
Quote: "It is well for the heart to be naive and the mind not to be." ~Anatole France (1844-1924) French writer.
Word Count: 268.
Notes: First Zelda-related thing I've written in ages... forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: When Dreaming Ends.
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist.
Characters: Hohenheim, Dante, Envy.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Gen.
Notes: Mm, Moulin Rouge and FMA don't mix well. Or maybe they do. Who knows. Inspired by "One day I'll fly away" by Nicole Kidman, from said movie. Set pre-series, because there's not enough pre-series fic.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Fair.
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Characters: Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth Swann.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Angst.
Notes: Inspired by the images from AWE floating around lately. Post DMC.

Fair )
ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: No regrets.
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Characters: Pintel, Ragetti.
Rating: R - for language.
Genre: Mild Angst.
Notes: More Pintel/Ragetti, 'cause they're cute... in that pirate-y, dirty way of theirs. Inspired by that rumor (?) I heard once, about Pintel being Ragetti's uncle.

ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Romans and Seagulls
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean.
Characters: Pintel, Ragetti.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: One-sided Romance, 'cause Ragetti is just that oblivious.
Notes: I was watching DMC today, and this little piece practically wrote itself out.


ranty_rie: (Default)
Title: Give Me One Reason To Steer.
Fandom: Bones.
Characters: Jack, Angela.
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Drama, faint Romance.
Notes: Inspired by the song "Give One Good Reason" by Tracy Chapman.

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Title: Promise.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 038.
Prompt Number: 064.
Prompt Word: Fall.
Raiting: PG.
Genre: Romance.
Quote: “He is outside of everything, and alien everywhere. He is an aesthetic solitary. His beautiful, light imagination is the wing that on the autumn evening just brushes the dusky window.” ~Henry James (1843-1916) American author.
Word Count: 185.
Notes: Ridiculously short, and ridiculously fluffy.

Promise )
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Title: Second Chance.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 037.
Prompt Number: 085.
Prompt Word: Quest (Writer's Choice).
Raiting: R.
Genre: Romance.
Quote: "There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." ~Tennessee Williams (1911-1983) American playwright.
Word Count: 282.
Notes: I don't know, I just thought it'd be fitting.

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Title: Impulsive.
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Characters: Sheik, Link.
Drabble Number: 036.
Prompt Number: 004.
Prompt Word: First.
Rating: R.
Genre: Romance.
Quote: "Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks." ~ Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) British author.
Word Count: 354.
Notes: I've always wanted to invert the first time cliché.

Impulsive )

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